Change of Plans
The Talking Dog mocks this third-tier blog by referring to Unqualified Offerings as a “weblog powerhouse.” Hey, from your lips to our stat servers ears, TD! Anyway, TD e-mails to say that if we’re bringing Palestine into the Union, that we won’t need 53 states.
Actually, if you proposed making the new state of Palestine ALSO part of the USA, we probably wouldn’t have to divide Texas: we could count on the Palestinians to vote whichever way the Jews didn’t; Karl “Turdblossom” Rove can get that “reach out to Muslims” thing in full gear– and in ‘04, Bush would be certain to carry BOTH Michigan AND Palestine– more than offsetting Joe Lieberman’s victories in New York, California, DC, Connecticut and Israel!
Remember, you don’t have to flatter the Talking Dog into sending you e-mails. You can get commentary like this on his website every day, with no self-abasement needed.
