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Archive for December, 2003

Tuesday, December 30th, 2003

Empty Calories Between Their Ears

Empty Calories Between Their Ears – I meant to link to the terrific article Kelly Jane Torrance wrote about her time among the food fascists on Sunday, but missed. So read it now.

Tuesday, December 30th, 2003

My Only Mad Cow Item

My Only Mad Cow Item will be this link to Gallimaufry.

Monday, December 29th, 2003

How Sick is Sick?

How Sick is Sick? – Last night in dreams compounded of equal parts fever and decongestants, I planned a series of children’s books starring “Cut Fuckwise, the Brain Counter” (tagline: “He Counts Brains!”). I’m sure we’re all dying to read those. I certainly won’t be subbing them in for the Rainbow Horse stories I am [...]

Sunday, December 28th, 2003

Weekly Fitness Blog Item

Weekly Fitness Blog Item – 166 pounds, which means I have to lose one by next Sunday to meet my interim holiday goal (165 or less). Pfagh. Our whole house is laid up with colds, so exercise is not on.
Your Blogger Holiday Meal Menus Bonus Section. Bruce Baugh and Walter in Denver published their menus. [...]

Saturday, December 27th, 2003

What Might Make Me Vote for Bush After All

What Might Make Me Vote for Bush After All despite never having voted for a Republican Presidential candidate in my life? The juvenile “Googlebombing” trend among liberal bloggers. (Et tu, Matt?) Is that really more important than the Administration’s baleful record on fiscal and martial prudence? Don’t tempt me.

Saturday, December 27th, 2003

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary – Two years ago in Unqualified Offerings:

If the plan before September was to provoke a US response, bring down the Musharraf government and, if possible, make off with one or more Pakistani nukes in the confusion, the plan has not yet failed.

From “Thinking Like a Terrorist.”
Today, in The Dawn:

The minister was of the [...]

Saturday, December 27th, 2003

Do the Math

Do the Math like Radley Balko did.

Saturday, December 27th, 2003

Here We Go A’Caroling

Here We Go A’Caroling – Eric of Off Wing Opinion has a list of his favorite “non-traditional” Christmas songs. (”Non-traditional?” What’s the Yuletide without at least one listen to the Waitresses’ “Christmas Rapping?”) In addition to his nominees, I’d plump for “The Saint Stephen’s Day Murders,” by Elvis Costello and the Chieftains, and, though they [...]

Saturday, December 27th, 2003

Two Down, One to Go

its maiden viewing.
We’re ready.

Thursday, December 25th, 2003

Knock Me Over With A Feather

Knock Me Over With A Feather – It being a holiday, I don’t want to rock your world or anything. I don’t think this British Journalism Review article confirming, among other things, Telegraph scribe Con Coughlin’s ties to British Intelligence will do that. The report is careful to describe Coughlin as a conscientious reporter who [...]