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Archive for September, 2005

Friday, September 30th, 2005

Facts Are Stupid Things

Was set to outline a big-think piece based on recent developments touching Iran when I learned something inconvenient to my thesis. The Brits may not believe that Iran is providing weapons to insurgent groups. Excerpt from the article by Whitaker and Dave:
Subversion from nearby Iran has been blamed for a recent increase in attacks on [...]

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

WWFSMD

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Theory of Creation, as detailed in a letter to the Kansas State Board of Education. Excerpt:
I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one [...]

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

The Good News You’re Not, Um . . .

From AP:
WASHINGTON – The number of Iraqi battalions capable of combat without U.S. support has dropped from three to one, the top American commander in Iraq told Congress Thursday, prompting Republicans to question whether U.S. troops will be able to withdraw next year.
Via Laura Rozen, who is mystified: “I don’t understand how it’s going backwards.” [...]

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

How Flaws Become Almost Endearing

Sheer, mind-numbing repetition. Jim Hoagland offers his take on how George Bush must act to save his Presidency and what pops up in the all-important penultimate paragraph of the column?
Similar steps must be urged for Iraq, where Bush has overlooked corruption and incompetence on the part of Iraqi clients of the CIA while backing that [...]

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

Eldritch Children’s Songs I

Sally the Camel has
90 humps
Sally the Camel has
90 humps
Sally the Camel has
90 humps
Cause Sally is
the spawn of Shub-Niggurath

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

The Boys in the Band of Brothers

Last month Kevin Drum and I, among others, wrote about the discovery of a 1999 FORSCOM regulation authorizing the deployment of service members who “confess” homosexuality to combat zones. It wasn’t obvious what to make of the regulation at the time. On the one hand, we had figures showing that “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” discharges [...]

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

The Work of, Um, Whatever, in the Age of Electronic Reproduction

Brett strongly believed we had to save this morning’s IM conversation for posterity:
Jim Henley: And the Thunderbird icon still looks like a greeting card envelope wearing a ridiculous blue wig.
Brett Peters: LOL
Brett Peters: What do you think about the Firefox logo?
Jim Henley: It doesn’t suck nearly as much.
Jim Henley: It’s sort of cute. Not at [...]

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

Tom Delay

Tom Delay.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

Basra Relief II

The Telegraph puts the best light possible on the situation in Basra:
And new details of last week’s violence have highlighted what many long suspected: Basra has fallen under the control of a cabal of renegade police commanders who have enforced a reign of terror in the city.
A cabal? May be. Seems like a pretty big [...]

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

Calling Bullshit, the Never-Ending Story

The SF Chronicle and others are reporting that a Marine spokesman says insurgents have evicted the residents of five Iraqi border towns in the mountains near Syria. CNN’s version:
The Marines have also received reports of fliers telling residents of Sa’dat, west of Qaim, to leave the city or die, said Davis, the commander of the [...]