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Eldritch Children’s Songs I

9 Responses to “Eldritch Children’s Songs I”

1. Comment by Jeremy Osner —
   September 30, 2005 @ 7:16 am

   Awesome — amazing — I’m reeling — it’s crazy.

2. Comment by Jeremy Osner —
   September 30, 2005 @ 7:22 am

   Just using the adjective “eldritch” almost guarantees a funny post. But please don’t tell me the original of this goes, “Sally the camel has 2 humps… Cause Sally the camel is bactrian” or something like that.

3. Comment by Jeremy Osner —
   September 30, 2005 @ 8:41 am

   Ah, that’s a relief — apparently it’s just a lame counting song, which are myriad.

4. Comment by Jeremy Osner —
   September 30, 2005 @ 12:30 pm

   And as long as I gots this thread to myself — why is there not a porn movie called “There Were 10 in the Bed”? Or is there and I just didn’t know about it?

5. Comment by sampo —
   September 30, 2005 @ 12:52 pm

   Hello, I am now here to take this thread away from Jeremy Osner in the name of gof’nn hupadgh Shub-Niggurath. Consider yourself served.
   That is all.

6. Comment by Camera Obscura —
   September 30, 2005 @ 1:08 pm

   Jeremy, I don’t know, but I bet I know who will — I’ll email Flea.
   .
   P.S. Website is often as not NSFW.

7. Comment by Jeremy Osner —
   September 30, 2005 @ 2:22 pm

   Thanks CO — I’m thinking it would be the perfect crossover thing, sort of a marriage of hardcore porn with Agatha Christie-esque mystery.

8. Comment by Doctor Memory —
   October 1, 2005 @ 11:57 am

   Sally the Camel has

   90 indictments

   Sally the Camel has

   90 indictments

   Sally the Camel has

   90 indictments

   Cause Sally is

   Tom Delay

   Tom Delay
   (You have no one to blame but yourself, you know.)

9. Comment by Doctor Memory —
   October 1, 2005 @ 11:59 am

   (and oh my god your submission xhtml preview/validation thingy is SO BAD. Please please please revert to something that doesn’t eat posts and valid tags randomly.)