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October 22, 2005

Annals of Marketing

Who got the idea that “Rupture” would be a good name for a kids’ bicycle? Did they get paid that day?

Posted by Jim Henley @ 3:42 pm, Filed under: Main

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6 Responses to “Annals of Marketing”

  1. Comment by Michigan J. Frog
    October 22, 2005 @ 5:21 pm

    Ball-Buster must have been trademarked already.

  2. Comment by Bryan
    October 23, 2005 @ 11:55 am

    Hernia, the athletic bicycle for middle aged males is another popular item.

  3. Comment by Jim Henley
    October 23, 2005 @ 12:27 pm

    You guys should apply at Pacific Cycles!

  4. Comment by alex
    October 24, 2005 @ 1:12 pm

    Considering the build quality of Pacific Cycles’ products, you should count yourself lucky if all you get is a rupture. The things are dangerous crap.

  5. Comment by Michigan J. Frog
    October 24, 2005 @ 9:32 pm

    Alex, it’s Dangerous Crap ™. Musn’t dilute their brand.

  6. Comment by Jim Henley
    October 24, 2005 @ 9:50 pm

    I certainly avoided all their offerings when bike shopping myself. I even spurned Fuji, which some people will put in a good word for.

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