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Dear Washington Redskins: Footbal has four periods. It’s hockey that has three. Do you see any god damned ice around you? If not, you’re not playing hockey. So maybe you should stop kicking back after the third period, you heartbreaking bastards!
UPDATE: Morons.
Comment by washerdreyer —
November 28, 2005 @ 12:48 am
At least your team didn’t miss three (three!) potentially winning field goals in the 4th quarter and overtime combined.
Comment by John Emerson —
November 28, 2005 @ 10:05 am
The Minnesota Vikings: unstoppable?
Comment by Dick Durata —
November 28, 2005 @ 8:31 pm
It’s obvious they’re resting on their laurels after crushing my beloved 9ers.
Comment by Jim Henley —
November 29, 2005 @ 11:16 pm
The Vikes have Brad Johnson! The doomed, damned and despised guy who won a Superbowl.
washerdreyer: Tell your Giants to try getting closer than 40 yards before they kick those things. Better yet, don’t!
Dick: Believe it or not, Tony Kornheiser’s claim is precisely that that game seduced the Redskins into thinking they were good, and this is somehow responsible for the various losses since. It’s somewhat thinly argued. I think your ”It’s obvious” is more convincing and takes less time.