Henley the Hawk!
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, “blame America first”-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day…. in Guantanamo!
Somewhere I have doctrinal deviations that the Genes Healy and Callahan don’t have. But I’m still pretty pro-terrorist. Maybe I clicked a wrong button.
UPDATE: Playing with the quiz after the fact, it appears that voting for Harry Browne cost me seven crucial points. (Plus the self-respect hit!) Had I but known! Also, since these quizes hate me somehow, I’m providing the link separately.
Comment by Tim —
December 3, 2006 @ 10:08 am
Having voted for Kerry, I made 100% with terrorist points to spare.
Comment by Jennifer —
December 3, 2006 @ 10:35 am
I scored 100 percent pro-terrorist. Do I get a gold star or a “well done” sticker?
Comment by the talking dog —
December 3, 2006 @ 10:49 am
Jim, I only got a 94%; probably because I regard the UN as a tool of third world dictators and Euro-weenies rather than as a means of “international cooperation”, which I just view as a stalking horse for “imperialism with political cover”… in other words, a defect in the testing mechanism’s ability to spot true liberal pacifist weenies, and I should therefore actually score something like “105″.
But there you are. Well, with luck, we’ll get adjoining cells at Gitmo or the Charleston brig, and can tap out our subversiveness in Morse Code through the walls… assuming we can reach them from our short-shackled position.
Comment by Sausaletus Rex —
December 3, 2006 @ 11:48 am
98% pure. I’m afraid my terrorist masters must be completely disappointed in me and my lack of commitment. My fatal error was likewise voting my conscious.
Comment by Happy Jack —
December 3, 2006 @ 11:49 am
96%. Does this make me magna or summa?
Summa would be more appropriate. Sounds like umma with a lisp. Gay-loving Islamofascist appeaser.
Trackback by Inactivist —
December 3, 2006 @ 12:18 pm
No dose of Ann Coulter’s prose can save me…
Well, I took the Do You Want the Terrorists to Win Quiz (h/t/ Jim Henley), and it confirms what many have long suspected of me:
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 81% You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and th…
Comment by Gene —
December 3, 2006 @ 1:00 pm
Are you sure about that, Jim? I voted for Browne and still got 96…
Comment by Andrew Olmsted —
December 3, 2006 @ 3:25 pm
Damn. I thought I was doing well with 87%…I beat Balko, for God’s sake. I guess I’m still a warmonger after all.
Comment by Wild Pegasus —
December 3, 2006 @ 5:17 pm
87%! I skipped the troops question entirely because I don’t care about supporting the troops.
- Josh
Comment by Eric Martin —
December 3, 2006 @ 8:09 pm
100%. Now you know the truth.
Comment by Mr. Obscura —
December 3, 2006 @ 10:42 pm
85%. I was somewhat suprised. I was hoping to get an “A”, especially since I held my nose and voted for Kerry. Probably scored so low because I am a UN skeptic. Turns out I’m the most “patriotic” to report here so far. Perhaps I’m reading the wrong blogs.
Comment by Leonard —
December 4, 2006 @ 12:07 pm
89%. I didn’t skip any questions, though, and might have scored less. I went back and just didn’t answer many of the questions, since they not have good clear answers, and I got 66%. Horror!
I’ll never be a pure terrorist, though, since I voted for Badnarik (not Browne) in 2004. This seems rather unfair to me, frankly, since Kerry voted for the war before he was against it or whatever. That is, he is a half-assed wishywash terrorist supporter. Badnarik campaigned on a rapid withdrawal from Iraq, which is as pure of a pro terrorism position as was offered in that election.
Comment by Garth —
December 4, 2006 @ 5:12 pm
100% I guess I’ve won a trip to Guantanamo
Comment by Justin Slotman —
December 4, 2006 @ 5:48 pm
87%! I think because the UN is run by Euroweenies (and I’m LOLing as I type that word) and of the three Why They Hate Us choices I found Satan’s involvement the most compelling. There you go.