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March 27, 2007

The Onion once again nails it

From today’s American Voices section of the Onion, where random people on the street (who strangely enough always look the same yet have different names and faces every day) what they think about some issue, the topic of the day is:

Citing First Amendment concerns, Senior U.S. District Judge Lowell Reed Jr. struck down a law that made it illegal for adult-content providers to let children access sexual content. What do you think?

The best response is:

Cynthia Fielding,
Paramedic
“If only there were some people around whose job it was to raise these children.”

Pretty much.

EDIT:  You also have to check out their news report on the human cost of immigration, and learn about the CEO who lost his job to an illegal immigrant.

Posted by Thoreau @ 7:16 am, Filed under: Main

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2 Responses to “The Onion once again nails it”

  1. Comment by michael holloway
    March 27, 2007 @ 1:34 pm

    How about a minimum wage law at say $75,000.00/year?

    Problem solved!

  2. Comment by DonBoy
    March 27, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

    the CEO who lost his job to an illegal immigrant

    For God’s sake, will the Japanese never quit harping about Howard Stringer?

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