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April 1, 2007

Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius

John Quiggin is too optimistic when he writes, regarding Conservapedia, that

Maybe with sufficient will, the wished-for universe will be brought into existence, and the entire Bush support base raptured into it.

In the classic Borges story, the reverse happens:

By daybreak, the man was dead in the hallway. The roughness of his voice had deceived us: he was only a youth. In his delirium a few coins had fallen from his belt, along with a cone of bright metal, the size of a die. In vain a boy tried to pick up this cone. A man was scarcely able to raise it from the ground. It held in my hand for a few minutes; I remember that its weight was intolerable and that after it was removed, the feeling of oppressiveness remained. I also remember the exact circle it pressed into my palm. The sensation of a very small and at the same time extremely heavy object produced a disagreeable impression of repugnance and fear. One of the local men suggested we throw it into the swollen river; Amorim acquired it for a few pesos. No one knew anything about the dead man, except that “he came from the border.” These small, very heavy cones (made from a metal which is not of this world) are images of the divinity in certain regions of Tlön.

Posted by Jim Henley @ 8:38 am, Filed under: Main

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3 Responses to “Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius”

  1. Comment by Matt Weiner
    April 1, 2007 @ 8:40 am

    Pwned.

  2. Comment by Bruce Baugh
    April 1, 2007 @ 10:36 am

    On the other hand, there’s Permutation City. And you know the Bushies would rather listen to an Australian than some Hispanic guy.

  3. Comment by Grotius
    April 4, 2007 @ 12:19 am

    When it comes to wikis I actually perfer to read the discussion the pages. From what little I see them Conservapedia’s discussion pages are as lively and intellectually diverse as any other wiki I’ve run across.

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