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Archive for May 12th, 2007

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Empire, Empire, Pants on Fire

By Thoreau
This says it all.
Well, this too:
The question lingers: should the debate between military commanders and the civilian leadership at the Pentagon have been more robust in the crucial early stages of the war? Even Dubois admits that the Army can’t afford to lose top performers like Batiste. As a result, we may be witnessing [...]

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Fun with mashups

You know, Kelly Clarkson’s “Hazel Eyes” actually sounds really good when the instrumentals are from Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song”.   Good job, Flounder.
(Not available yet on the web site, but I just heard it on the air.)

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

(Update) Lt. Colonel Oliver North: How Speaker Pelosi Ought Spend Mother’s Day

By Mona
Ollie North (at Townhall, natch):

Mothers Day. It’s a wonderful occasion for Pelosi and her comrades in Congress to reflect on what will happen to millions of Muslim women if Congress pulls the plug on their protectors.

Yeah, you Pelosi bitch, don’t go removing the protectors of all these Iraqi mothers [...]

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Postdocs after dark

By Thoreau
On Thursday and Friday my institution sponsored a retreat for postdocs. Some highlights:
1) Events began on Thursday afternoon with a talk by a scientist who has managed to transfer nuclei into fertilized eggs (calm down, Leon Kass, they’re only mice) rather than unfertilized eggs, producing clones. Previously, cloning had only been [...]

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Passion Pink Perished Possum Polish

By Mona
Motorists in the Southern Illinois University-Edwardsville area recently have been treated to roadkill haute couture:
Some of the dead possums and raccoons have been dressed in pet or human baby clothes and have had their claws painted with nail polish. The carcass of a deer has been adorned with gold paint.
The art [...]

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Where Are the Great White Leaders?

The smug idiocy of Morton Kondracke makes me ashamed for my race and gender.

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Ur Manz Who Wazn’t There, Revisited

Major General Benjamin R. Mixon wants more troops for Diyala province. As Peter Spiegel, Tina Susman and Garrett Therolf report in the LA Times, Mixon is “withering in his criticism of the Iraqi government, saying it was hamstrung by bureaucracy and compromised by corruption and sectarian discord, making it unable to assist U.S. forces in [...]

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Cheney, Taranto to Americans: Fvck Off

By Mona
Tim Grieve reports the Veep sez (brief ad click through):
We didn’t get elected to be popular. We didn’t get elected to worry just about the fate of the Republican Party….
…we’re going to do absolutely everything we can to see to it that we do succeed and that we do prevail in [...]

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Petraeus Rejects Torture, Defends “Moral High Ground”

By Mona

Notre Dame human rights scholar Doug Cassel: If the president deems that he’s got to torture somebody, including by crushing the testicles of the person’s child, there is no law that can stop him?
John Yoo: No treaty.
Cassel: Also no law by Congress — that is what you wrote in the August [...]