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June 25, 2007

EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT UNQUALIFIED OFFERINGS!

BFD. I went for a quick half-hour bike ride through Sligo Creek Park after dinner tonight and I saw Iranian Republican Guard Corps forces all over the place. I recognized them by their brown pelts – some dashed with white markings along the sides – and upturned white powder-puff tails. Some were chewing grass while others bent to lap water from the stream. A couple were just looking around. One had the fuzzy antlers characteristic of the IRGC’s most junior officers. Naturally the Emm Ess Emm isn’t going to tell the American people the truth about this.
Sounds like the borderlands of Iraq have nothing on my neighborhood when it comes to Iranian Republican Guards crossing over.

Breitbart report of what AFP say the British Sun tabloid said via Andrew Sullivan.

Posted by Jim Henley @ 9:54 pm, Filed under: Main

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4 Responses to “EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT UNQUALIFIED OFFERINGS!”

  1. Comment by Jon H
    June 26, 2007 @ 10:20 am

    The Iranian Republican Guard Corps is eating our Victory Garden lettuce!

  2. Comment by hf
    June 26, 2007 @ 10:43 am

    It’s the Iranian Revolutionary Guards, damn it. The elite Republican Guard worked for someone else.

  3. Comment by Jim Henley
    June 26, 2007 @ 10:47 am

    hf: Were you in Sligo Creek Park last night? Because if not, I think I know better who was there than you do.

  4. Comment by Ishikawa
    June 26, 2007 @ 6:03 pm

    It was nothing more than the Khatam-ol-Anabia, looking for an alternate pipeline route. They should have made a left at Albuquerque, but hey nobody’s perfect. No need to worry. Go about your business.

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