Saving marriage for Str8 Republicans who are themselves being corrupted by teh gheys
By Mona
Oh dear me, at one time I had thought it was true: “all Republican men are,” as James Wolcott has put it, “privately, passionately, exceedingly gay.” Not so, smartypants Wolcott! Sen. David Vitter’s (R-La.) phone # is in the Rolodex of the “D.C. Madam,” Deborah Jeane Palfrey. It seems Vitter, whose number one priority has been protecting and saving marriage from teh gheys, likes him teh vagina people hookers. This is a human tragedy, and I submit that we must all have the grace to bear with Vitter and his family and do whatever is necessary to save Vitter’s own marriage. As Jon Swift so movingly implores about Vitter and other GOP victims:
I wonder what it is going to take wake America up to the damage gay marriage has already done. To the long list of gay marriage casualties, which includes Britney Spears, Ted Haggard and Rudy Giuliani, we can now add another name. How many more is it going to take? For the sake of David Vitter’s marriage, I hope that Congress revives the Federal Marriage Amendment and renames it the David Vitter Marriage Amendment, in honor of one man who tragically exemplifies the havoc that gay marriage has wrought in our society.
And remember, Rudy may have lots of homo pals, but as Swift notes Vitter knows Rudy is immune to their malign influence:
Vitter is a strong supporter of Rudolph Giuliani, who also knows about the havoc that gay marriage, and just being around gay people, can have on real marriages. Giuliani’s problems with his marriage were probably the result of his association with the gay couple he lived with after he was thrown out of Gracie Mansion by his wife because he was having an affair with another woman. When Vitter was appointed as Giuliani’s Southern Regional Chairman, he said, “It’s very clear to me that he’s not running for president to advance some liberal social agenda” and the contact that he has had with good family men like Vitter already seems to have changed Giuliani’s position on gays.
Well, I’m not so sanguine as Swift — I think Rudy would still be with wife #1 were he not a resident of a City infested with those fags. Stop a homo, for the sake of marriage — they render the sex worker girls irresistible to married, upstanding, Xian, GOP men. Surely you see how that follows?
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Comment by Gsnorgathon —
July 10, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
How do we know he was with a girl? Or that if he was with a girl, she wasn’t dressed as a man and packing a very special kind of heat just for him?
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But gotta agree with you on teh ghey. They’re sapping our nation’s precious bodily fluids. Our body’s precious national fluids. Something.
Comment by Jim Henley —
July 10, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
On the night that she was born again
he was gettin’ with her little hoodrat friend.
Comment by Joshua Holmes —
July 11, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
I, for one, welcome our new straight gay Republican overlords.