Unqualified Offerings

It’s a good thing Ben Roethlisberger can throw the ball, because the Steelers can’t run for shit tonight. It’s also a good thing Ben can shake off a pass rush because the Steelers don’t appear to be pass-blocking so well. Of course, the Ravens can’t do a god damn thing on offense, so Pittsburgh, being [...]

Did IBM really just . . . repurpose the classic Dilbert “Buzzword Bingo” strip? Did they pay Scott Adams?

By Thoreau
Ron Paul is pulling in vast amounts of cash today. I don’t claim to agree with him on everything (for instance, the title of this post) but he’s about as anti-war, anti-torture, and pro-Bill of Rights as we’re going to get. Other than Kucinich. And Dodd. And his credentials on the [...]

By Thoreau
I will not start working on my screenplay until the studios meet the following demands:
1)  They must fund a cure for writer’s block.
2)  They must slow the earth’s rotation so I get a 30 hour day.
Until these demands are met, I will not work on my screenplay.  And it’s a pity, because it’s really [...]

The dream is dead. The Redskins can not fulfill my 4-12 prediction. I’ll be surprised if they don’t win seven games, actually. Of course, I’ll still be surprised if they win as many as nine . . .