Making UO More Like the Corner, the Continuing Series Continues
When Bill Kristol was born and they were handing out brains, he thought they were saying “trains” and he said, “I’ll bomb the shit out of them!”
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Comment by Thoreau —
December 30, 2007 @ 1:11 am
Bill Kristol hates string theory, because it’s not even wrong.
Comment by Thoreau —
December 30, 2007 @ 1:14 am
In a previous life, Bill Kristol was a Chinese guy named Rong.
Not even Arthur Anderson would hire Bill Kristol to do accounting.
Jack Bauer once tortured Bill Kristol for information. That’s the only time Jack Bauer followed a lead that didn’t work out.
Comment by Ashish George —
December 30, 2007 @ 1:51 am
Bill Kristol is a well-respected, prominent figure of the contemporary American Right.
Comment by Dillon —
December 30, 2007 @ 3:04 am
Bill Kristol is jealous of broken clocks, because they are right more often than he is.
Comment by Noumenon —
December 30, 2007 @ 3:57 am
Bill Kristol owns every existing copy of the “Dewey Defeats Truman” newspaper. But Bill Kristol never looks at his collection, because he knew that all along.
Comment by Eric Martin —
December 30, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
Bill Kristol thinks Sherri Shepherd adds intellectual heft to The View…
Comment by Dillon —
December 30, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
The customer is always right, unless the customer is Bill Kristol.
Comment by Dillon —
December 30, 2007 @ 1:24 pm
Bill Kristol: Son, there are three ways to look at the world; the right way, the wrong way, and the Bill Kristol way.
Son: Isn’t that the same as the wrong way?
Bill Kristol: Yes, but it pays better.
Comment by Jon H —
December 30, 2007 @ 8:43 pm
No, Kristol said he’d make them run on time.
Comment by Eric Scharf —
December 30, 2007 @ 10:22 pm
Sometimes you’re right, sometimes you’re wrong, sometimes you’re Bill Kristol. Think about that for a while.
Comment by Barry —
December 30, 2007 @ 10:24 pm
Dillon’s definitely in the finals with that one. In a larger sense, that is the whole issue in a nutshell.
Comment by Timothy —
December 30, 2007 @ 11:38 pm
Every time Bill Kristol’s right, God kills a kitten. Fortunately, Bill Kristol is always wrong.
Comment by Noumenon —
December 31, 2007 @ 11:34 am
Dillon’s #7 made me laugh…
Comment by joe —
December 31, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
As we try to determine whether Bill Kristol is always wrong, or only usually wrong, the next six months will be crucial.
Comment by Stevo Darkly —
January 2, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
Some people think Bill Kristol is the famous actor who once played a gay transvestite on the TV comedy Soap. All of these people are extremely mistaken. Therefore, even Bill Kristol thinks this.
Comment by Schwing —
February 1, 2008 @ 4:43 pm
Bill Kristol saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail in college, and had nightmares for months about the Bridge of Death scene.