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Archive for February, 2008

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

In today’s edition of “Fun with state legislators”

By Thoreau
We go to our good friend Jennifer who interviewed a state legislator proposing a ban on smoking in cars when children are present:
So if enclosed spaces are the issue here, will the bill make an exemption for smoking in open-top convertibles?
No, Genga said firmly. “If you’re in a vehicle with a child in a [...]

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

And the award for best subtitle in a scientific publication goes to….

By Thoreau
Jason Tylianakis in the latest PLoS Biology for “Understanding the Web of Life:  The Birds, the Bees, and Sex with Aliens.”
I don’t know anything about the science, but I respect the titular artistry.

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

If you’re so smart, Mr. Science Smartypants, then go work on something important!

By Thoreau
Like salmon!
I don’t have any opinion or expertise on salmon policy, but I’m glad to see that good scientific minds are turning their attention to assuring a continuing supply of salmon.  Otherwise, life wouldn’t be worth living.

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Losing my irreligion

By Thoreau
All of this @$$e$$ment talk in academia is making me question natural selection.  The people who are big on these buzzwords seem to be easily appeased:  Generate a thick stack of dead trees that makes frequent use of the buzzwords, and they’ll eventually be happy.  OK, they might ask for more, but they’ll only [...]

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Using My Religion

Notwithstanding the new Census data on American religious belief, Hilzoy is my God. I particularly love the quote from the older piece at the end.

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Spoiler alert!

By Thoreau
A Diebold software glitch accidentally leaked the results of the 2008 Presidential Election ahead of schedule.
A Diebold spokesman apologizes profusely.  Methinks he’d better watch his back, lest he wind up in Sona.

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just pay protection money?

By Thoreau
I stand by my assertion that the American Empire is a net drain on our standard of living rather than a necessary underpinning of our way of life, producing concentrated benefits for certain interest groups and dispersing the costs among numerous taxpayers and grieving widows and orphans.
Ideally I would dismantle it. Failing that, [...]

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Henley Everywhere 2008 Update

In the Los Angeles Times, I question the value of the NEA’s "Big Read." The piece has already deeply moved reader Steve Moseley, who e-mailed the following:
Hi Jim, at the new library in  Encinitas California, I picked up their flyer on March’s "Big Read."  After reading about all their varied activities, I told my wife [...]

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Bill Kristol Recommends State Lotteries as Your Safe Investment Harbor

For Thoreau, via Balloon Juice, Bill Kristol as minor Daredevil villain:
KRISTOL: [Obama’s] riding a wave of euphoria. She [Clinton] needs to puncture it. The way you puncture euphoria is reality, or to be more blunt, fear. I recommend to Senator Clinton the politics of fear.
That’s from the ThinkProgress video clip. And you thought villains [...]

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

(Addendum) In the Department of Credit Where it is Due

By Mona
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Rick Moran has had it with malignant slams from fellow conservatives (recently drawn from the National Examiner, of all places), about Obama being an Islamofascist mole.
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But Rick also spews this:

[Obama's] attendance at Trinity United Church Of Christ in Chicago establishes his authenticity as an African American more than fulfilling any spiritual need [...]