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March 28, 2008

Coming Home

Driving back today. You people completely screwed the war up while I was gone.

Posted by Jim Henley @ 8:56 am, Filed under: Main

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11 Responses to “Coming Home”

  1. Comment by sglover —
    March 28, 2008 @ 10:24 am

    Naw, it’s going great. Our Leader just said so.

  2. Comment by max —
    March 28, 2008 @ 10:32 am

    You people completely screwed the war up while I was gone.

    If Thoreau hadn’t been mean to McArdle everything would’ve been ok.

    max
    [’A raise paycut is in order.’]

  3. Comment by joe —
    March 28, 2008 @ 10:37 am

    Sorry, Jim.

    Our bad.

  4. Comment by Joe Strummer —
    March 28, 2008 @ 11:18 am

    Didn’t you see Bush yesterday? The fighting in Basra is actually proof that his strategy has been working all along.

    Up is down, slavery is freedom, and war is peace.

  5. Comment by Nell —
    March 28, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

    As usual, I blame Dick Cheney.

  6. Comment by Barry —
    March 28, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

    “Prime Minister Nouri al Maliki in effect declared war on Shiite cleric Muqtada al Sadr’s Mahdi Army, saying he’d fight the militia “to the end” and never negotiate.”

    That phrase sounds more like a Baghdad Bob phrase.

  7. Comment by Thoreau —
    March 28, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

    Obviously I blame the Democrats.

  8. Comment by Mona —
    March 28, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

    C’mon folks, we’ve got another 100 years to get it right, says McBush.

  9. Comment by Brett Peters —
    March 28, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

    Obviously, I blame someone for not going for it on 4th and 6.

  10. Comment by Monte "Dedalus" Davis —
    March 29, 2008 @ 7:33 am

    Nell: By now Cheney is deus absconditus or deus otiosus. He established the ground rules, set the system in motion, and need no longer intervene to keep the bloody gears turning.
    He’s off paring his fingernails or somtehing.

  11. Comment by Kip W —
    March 29, 2008 @ 9:52 am

    an oldie from 2003:

    FOX TROOP

    The “end” of the Eye-rack war was near
    And nonchalant as you please,
    The White House’s flacks turned lies to facts
    And trailers to W… MDs.

    The papers were game to do the same,
    Far lower they’d gladly stoop.
    Their mandate for truth was deemed uncouth
    From now on they all would be FOX TROOP!

    Where cave men are thrilled
    That Libs get grilled
    While neocons get a free pass
    And checking facts is strictly
    Cheap-ass.

    So now black is white and peace is strife
    And crap is tomato soup.
    We all love Big Brother more than life
    And get all our info from… FOX TROOP!

    (ttto: F-Troop by William Lava)

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