Thoughts for the Day
- John McCain is the downer cow of American politics.
- David Gregory of MSNBC’s Race for the White House seems to hate Barack Obama so much that one hopes Obama’s secret-service detail has a profile on him.
- People say we need a massive government program to increase usage of the word "peripatetic," but I think Matthew Yglesias, about to move his blog to yet another URL, proves what individual initiative can do on that score.
- People ought to consider showing up to their own goodbye parties, amirite?
Comment by Gsnorgathon —
July 17, 2008 @ 12:04 am
Does that mean that downer cows are the John McCains of the American meat industry?
Comment by Jim Henley —
July 17, 2008 @ 7:49 am
Probably?
Comment by kid bitzer —
July 17, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
“the John McCains of the American meat industry”
shouldn’t that title be reserved for a downer steer married to a cash cow?
Comment by joe —
July 17, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
Oh, well done, kid.
I don’t think David Gregory hates Barack Obama. I think he wants to be Mr. Hard Hitting News Man, and Barack Obama is the only game in town.
Making John McCain look bad on television is like mounting a woodchuck’s head on your wall.
Comment by John McCain —
July 17, 2008 @ 10:10 pm
My friends, when it comes to wielding a cattle prod, those slaugherhouse workers have got NOTHING on your average gook prison guard.
Comment by Idi Amin's Last Meal —
July 24, 2008 @ 7:41 pm
So, John, finally learned The Internet. Welcome aboard!
Remember, though: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQFa5ug8.