Manchurian candidate vs. Xinjiang candidate
By Thoreau
David Weigel is doing an admirable job of tracking the dark secrets behind Obama’s false birth certificate and the conspiracy to hide his foreign birth. But everybody is forgetting that we have not one but two foreigners running as major party candidates. It’s well-known among real patriots that Panamanian John McCain plans to hand control of the US to the Panamanian government upon taking the oath of office. Furthermore, since the Panama Canal is run by the Chinese, this is obviously a plot for China to take control of the US. I look around my classroom, and I see them plotting to assume control of our engineering firms, and I see the true nature of the threat.
Obama, of course, is controlled by the Muslim separatists in China’s Xinjiang province. The whole thing is basically a Chinese civil war playing out in America’s polling places, and nobody even realizes it.
(No, I don’t mean a word of this.)
Comment by Bruce Baugh —
July 23, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
You don’t, but someone does.
Comment by Morejello —
July 24, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
The truly sad thing is that this isn’t the looniest conspiracy theory about this election that I’ve read on the net.
Comment by Thomas —
July 24, 2008 @ 6:37 pm
actually made me laugh a bit, thank you.
Comment by Idi Amin's Last Meal —
July 24, 2008 @ 7:22 pm
You know who else is Panamanian? Hall of Famer Rod Carew!
Also: Jewish.
Work him & the Illuminati/Kabbal into an update of this theory.