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Archive for July 31st, 2008

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Dept. of Stupid Questions

Kerry Howley asks,
Why not allow women–most human beings–to individuate emotionally?

I mean, what the hell kind of crazy talk is that??

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

They don’t stop hitting you, even if you do shut your mouth and cook dinner

By Thoreau
Me:  “Since we’re proposing a grant that will bring in some administrative costs, we should ask the administration for some support for this project.”
Battered professor:  “You can’t ask them for that!  It will cost money!”
[Note:  Institutions routinely offer partial matching funds and other support for projects that bring in overhead costs.]
Me:  “Yes, but I’m [...]

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Malaise Week Redux

In the Hit & Run thread Dr. T pointed folks to the other day, the topic wound its way, as all things must, to Jimmy Carter. Naturally my Carter-revisionism knee jerked, and I reminded the assembled about trucking and airline deregulation and JC’s decision to back Paul Volcker’s tight-money Fed in an election year, putting [...]

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Why did the pterodactyl cross the meteorite crater?

By Thoreau
The world’s oldest jokes have been compiled.  Strangely enough, the last 4 minutes and 50 seconds of a 5 minute Saturday Night Live skit did not make the list.  Most of them seem to have lost something in translation.  This one, however, is really good:
8. Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man [...]