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Archive for October 5th, 2008

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Keyboard commando injures wrist, bravely continues typing with other hand

By Thoreau
Check out this display of one-handed typing by Rich Lowry:
I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she [...]

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Thoreau You Ignorant Slut

Yes, Tina Fey is awesome, but the guy who plays Biden in the debate skit deserves major love. The peroration on Scranton is superb.

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Tina Fey for VP

By Thoreau
Tina Fey is awesome.

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

John Yoo’s next career option

By Thoreau
Greenwald documents how a pr0n producer whose films depicted simulated beatings is going to jail, while the people who brought you real, actual beatings and torture are sitting comfortably in DC, facing zero threat of legal sanctions. (Thanks for taking impeachment off the table, Pelosi!)
The solution to this problem is eminently simple: [...]

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

I respect the troops, but…

By Thoreau
I don’t blame the troops. I really don’t. I don’t like what they’re being asked to do, but I recognize that most of them joined up at the age of 18, after a lifetime of being told that what the military does is crucial to our freedom. They get a version [...]

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

This About That

I think it was Michael Kinsley, 25 years ago, who said of course Republicans in power are going to lead to deficits. A budget in balance or surplus represents government collecting taxes from rich people to fund its functions. A vudget in deficit represents government paying rich people interest (on bonds) to fund its functions.