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Archive for July, 2010

Saturday, July 31st, 2010

In which I make a rattling departure from the libertarian reservation

By Thoreau
Reading about the earthquakes in Iran, I see extensive damage from earthquakes below magnitude 6, and the article notes 5 digit casualties from a magnitude 6.6 in 2003.  Living in California, with very different building codes, I’ve experienced a magnitude 5.5 earthquake pretty close to the epicenter and I was never in any danger.  [...]

Saturday, July 31st, 2010

Who will grade the graders?

By Thoreau
As some context, while most raises at my school are either cost of living increases (given to all faculty across the board) or promotion increases (given when promoted to Associate Professor or full Professor) there are small merit increases given to full Professors.  They aren’t very big, and I don’t know if they’re still [...]

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Chai Partiers “Go Galt” in the bazaar

By Thoreau
I haven’t been paying as much attention to the news lately.  I didn’t realize that Iran’s merchants were on strike for a few weeks to protest a tax increase.  For the sake of all of Iran’s dissident’s, please promise that you’ll keep this news away from Sarah Palin.  If she finds out, she might [...]

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Our compliance is their priority

By Thoreau
I just went through one of the new x-ray scanners.  The issues of privacy and revealing images have been taken up elsewhere.  I want to complain about two other issues:
1)  It takes more time than a metal detector, and when you stand in it you have to spread your legs and put your hands [...]

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Yes, but…

By Thoreau
I haven’t read this book.  Certainly there’s a lot to be critical of in US higher education, and I’ve never claimed that college is the best choice for everyone, even for some talented students–their time might be better spent on other things.  However, I have to respond to two things in the article:
1)  The [...]

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Sorcery

By Thoreau
I’m at a small conference on biomedical optics.  The code at these conferences is to not reveal specific conversations or presentations, so I won’t do that.  What I will say is that when people can write down arcane symbols and get a machine whirring and make a flash of light and then see through [...]

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

It’s your fault

By Thoreau
The only reason that so many Americans are unemployed is that 9.5% of Americans can’t explain where they see themselves in 5 years.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

If you can’t beat ‘em, mock ‘em

By Thoreau
The people who organized the brilliant Comic Con counter protest against Fred Phelps should go to NYC and organize a counter-protest against the idiots protesting the Ground Zero Mosque.  It would be a sight to behold, I’m sure.

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

All ur neologisms are belong to dhex

By Thoreau
A proclamation from Dr. Thoreau:
As a duly-appointed blogger at UO, and as a professor of evil fiziks, I hereby declare that
Whereas dhex is awesome, and,
Whereas dhex is the only URKOBOLD blogger to not threaten to wither my taint, and,
Whereas dhex coined the term “Generation Veal”, which continues to yield parmesan-covered goodness in my blogging, [...]

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

Oh who would ever want to be king?

By Thoreau
Discussion from the left and the right [link added] of how conservatives need to start acting like grown-ups.  I especially like this from the Salon article, regarding the downside of having to run against (and crush) Palin in 2012:
But if you think it’s bad now, wait until you see what happens if the [...]