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Archive for December, 2011

Sunday, December 25th, 2011

Smarter Than You Think?

Hey, did you know that Ron Paul published a bunch of newsletters with – oh. You did. So, like many I’ve wondered, since within movement libertarianism ”everybody knows” that Lew Rockwell ghost-wrote much of the content and solicited the rest from fellow travelers, why Paul and Rockwell have avoided formally acknowledging Rockwell’s authorship.
Assuming Rockwell really was [...]

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

If the land is so holy, why is everybody so upset?

By Thoreau
I’ve seen some discussion of the declining number of Palestinian Christians around the internet the past day or so, and this occurred to me:  The Israeli government’s principal base of support in the US is Christians who believe that a property deed issued to Moses atop Mt. Sinai 3000 years ago gives the Israelis [...]

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

Shower Song

America cleans itself
America washes up
America thinks that on the shelf
There just might be a cup
America takes that cup
And pours itself a shot
America’s drunk by half past twelve
America thinks it’s hot
America weeps a bit
America lashes out
America thinks that it’s the shit
And there can be no doubt
America bombs your town
It does this out of love
And as you [...]

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

Red velvety terror

By Thoreau
Ladies and gentlemen, I submit the following:
1) The TSA recently foiled a plot to use cupcakes as delivery systems for smuggling gels onto airplanes.
2) In the next few days, a native of Turkey is planning to invade US airspace, in celebration of the birth of a radical West Bank preacher (and Muslim holy man) [...]

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

Even dumber than the TSA

By Thoreau
There is no row 13 on my flight.

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

Huh?

By Thoreau
Republicans want concessions in return for an extension of the payroll tax cut.  This confuses me.  Generally, if you are in favor of something, you don’t demand something in return for it.  You offer something to get it.  And, IIRC, the Grover Norquist Blood Oath obligates them to support any and all tax cuts.  [...]

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Occupy the 4th Estate

By Thoreau
A recurring theme on this blog is that the Onion’s news analysis outperforms the rest of the media combined.  Given the hand-wringing over the death of what was apparently the finest pundit in the entire history of the multiverse, I think the Onion should take advantage of this moment of weakness to seize power.  [...]

Monday, December 19th, 2011

The Limits of Credibility

The most interesting thing to me about the long denouement of the life of Christopher Hitchens has to do with how he never became a full-bore neocon. Hitchens hated himself some “Islamofascism,” but he never stopped, at least that I saw, writing sympathetically about the Palestinians, and critically about Israeli policy. That’s a very un-neocon [...]

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Occupy Runnymede

By Thoreau
Although the Robin Hood story comes in many versions, at least one version takes place shortly before the reign of King John, the same King who was forced to accept that Supreme Executive Power comes with limits.  (The requirement of a mandate from the masses came later.)  I choose to believe that the 99%ers [...]

Monday, December 19th, 2011

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! (cont.)

By Thoreau
Greenwald reminds us that those who rationalize the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat them. When Leon Panetta says that the cost of the Iraq War was “worth it”, he’s saying that a six digit civilian body count is acceptable to the United States.  And yet we dare to tell ourselves that [...]