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Archive for March, 2005

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

Foods Touch Item

Fanboy Rampage among others has linked the call for submissions for Uncle Sam Comics. Not a trick! Not an imaginary tale! as we used to say.
The obvious thing to note is that these things are really going to blow. The American culture that draws foreigners is not the stuff with the stink of propaganda about […]

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

Attn: Diogenes, Please Bring Your Lamp to the White Courtesy Phone

Forget finding an honest man. I want him to track down one person who either accepts or rejects the conclusions of both the ad-hoc grievance committee’s report on the Middle East Studies Program at Columbia and the report of the Commission on the Intelligence Capabilities of the United States Regarding Weapons of Mass Destruction (pdf). […]

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

Reductio Creep Watch

This kind of talk makes me nervous, because these days someone’s likely to go and seriously push for it as policy. I think it’s a pretty good whack at what would “work” against obesity. Jane goes very light on the plan’s likely horror-show side effects, a sharp rise in eating disorders and compounded general female […]

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

Requiescat in Pace

Terri Schiavo. We hardly knew ye barely begins to cover it.

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

The Pete Townsend Full Employment Plan

Hesiod, obeying the strictures against off-topic comments to the letter, e-mails the link to an International Herald Tribune story about the torture of prisoners in Iraq. I suppose the good news is that it’s not by us:
The Iraqi government’s unprecedented admission that its police officers tortured and killed three Shiite Muslim militiamen while they were […]

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

In Other News, the Check is In the Mail

Oh no! The Republican Party came in Glenn Reynolds’ mouth!
Republicans like to point out that you have to stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything. The leadership, at least, of the Republican Party has abandoned the principles of small government and federalism that it used to stand for. Trampling traditional limits on governmental […]

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

Moral Hazards

In his “Iraq: An Exit Strategy” column yesterday, Justin Raimondo writes, among other things,
Success depends on recognition of the central problem: that the Iraqis are in danger of becoming dangerously dependent on the American military presence. Just as recipients of U.S. government largess at home – welfare recipients both corporate and individual – become part […]

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

The Fight Against Outrage Fatigue

Thomas Nephew is among the most successful. He has the stomach to follow details of our nation’s ongoing commitment to ‘using “coercive techniques” that could “shock the conscience” ‘ and an energy in reporting on them that I just don’t many days. It’s worth making Newsrack a regular stop.

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

Buffering . . .

Functional Iraqi democracy is still downloading. Still can’t confirm a mismatch in the codecs, but so far the software will not play on their system.

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

Harvard Shmarvard

You fuckers should try going to MIT if you wanna find out what real unhappiness is! Why in my day, we were unhappy 20 miles through the snow uphill - both ways! We didn’t even have dorms, just tarpaper shacks made out of whatever unhappiness sheets we scrounged from the banks of the Charles. We […]

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

I’m SURE as Hell Not Going to the MARCH

Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up. Via, I hesitate to mention this, Mrs. Offering.

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

Most Tasteless Blogger Joke Ever

As to the link in question, I feel compelled to say
1. I firmly believe in the moral worth and psychological necessity of tasteless humor;
2. I’m not the author.
Note: If you choose to wade into the comment threads, I can’t help you.
(Via Brain|Crab.)

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

Culture of Life

Destroying the village in order to save it.
UPDATE: The revolution devours its own.
UPDATE: More on our pro-life torturer from Atrios. This part really stands out:
Tierney’s methods of ascertaining this location were rather unconventional. “I would ask God and just get a sense if something was valid or not, and then know if I needed to […]

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

Another Look

This could be important. Remember those photos of Giuliana Sgrena’s car that showed it as largely undamaged? They’re all from the front, driver’s side. That’s interesting, because Antiwar.com blog points to an interview with Sgrena in which she says the car as shot at from behind.
Some comments. This does not prove that US troops tried […]

Monday, March 28th, 2005

Gary Farber, for Good - and EVIL!

Gary Farber finds a Baltimore Sun story (try “bugmenot90@mailinator.com/bugmenot”) in which
Diana Schaub, a Loyola College professor and adviser to President Bush, is convinced that cloning and embryonic stem cell research are evil. She says this belief was formed, in part, by watching Star Trek.
This is important, for two reasons. First, this is the same “Gary […]

Monday, March 28th, 2005

Call Me a Cynic

I confess it. Show me a news account of a “joint Iraqi-US operation” and I’ll assume that the US forces did all the heavy lifting, with the Iraqis functioning as either window dressing for very junior partners, most likely either as spotters or perimeter guards. I actually believed that cockamamie story about the Saudi pilot […]

Monday, March 28th, 2005

Deeper into the Batman Archives

The best caption ever, from the splash page of the Batman story in Detective Comics #37:
THE BATMAN, HAVING LOST HIS WAY ON A LONELY BY-ROAD, STOPS BEFORE A LONE HOUSE TO ASK DIRECTIONS.
Also, man does the early Batman use poison gas a lot. Nonlethal mostly (one vial is described as “deadly” but it doesn’t seem […]

Monday, March 28th, 2005

24 Blogging

“The theme of the television series, 24, is that our country’s security is in the hands of a bunch of assholes.”
I used to be pretty good at those “The theme of . . . is . . . “essays in ninth grade. Useful skill.
Also, I know that “chatter” is a term that’s been used by […]

Monday, March 28th, 2005

Deep Thoughts, with Unqualified Offerings

If I were in charge of Hell, my top priority would be acquiring the fury of a woman scorned, because that’s my competition.

Monday, March 28th, 2005

A Fanboy’s Throat-Clearing

Gratn Morrison of The Filth, Invisibles, We3 and New X-Men fame has launched a new project for DC called Seven Soldiers of Victory. The high concept is that there will be two “group” issues bookending seven four-issue miniseries, one for each hero. Johanna Draper Carlson somewhat nervously avers that the inaugural issue of The Manhattan […]

Sunday, March 27th, 2005

Secret Origins

I believe I have found the Primordial Plot Hole, in Detective #27 (first appearance of “The Bat-Man”).
Page 4, Panel 3, caption:
JENNINGS, STRYKER’S ASSISTANT, CARRIES ROGERS TO THE BASEMENT OF HIS LABORATORY . . .
Page 4, Panel 6, caption:
. . . AT THAT MOMENT THE “BAT-MAN” LEAPS THROUGH AN OPEN TRANSOM . . . […]

Sunday, March 27th, 2005

Deadwood to Downfall

I finally got sensible enough to start following Deadwood this month, and it occurs to me that it makes an interesting bookend with Downfall. Deadwood is about, among other things, the formation of government, and Downfall is substantially about its persistence. You might almost subtitle the movie, “Where anarchy doesn’t come from.” The Nazi regime […]

Sunday, March 27th, 2005

Further Investigations

I’ve insisted that we not rush to judgment on whether Syria was behind the assassination of former Lebanese PM Rafiq Hariri. But the just-released UN report certainly counts as evidence in that direction. It doesn’t settle the issue by any means, but if the reported threats against Hariri by Bashar Assad are accurate, it tells […]